~Totally not a cult leader~
~He/Him~
"Hello and welcome to Angel Co.! I'm your host and founder, The Great Awakening! Let me open your eyes to the business of weeding out some wilted flowers!"
"Don't you hate it when sweet ol' mum gets her hard earned eggs stolen? Doesn't it make your feathers ruffle when unworthy chickens take what's not theirs? Then join us in taking down that rotten theives guild, Blooming Trix!"
"Those bad eggs poison your mind by telling you lies of their heroic deeds! They say they steal from the corrupt and give to the poor? Who else but Blooming Trix have profited off of their plights? Those words are nothing but empty promises! Falsified empty words! Their leader Meow Meow is especially black-hearted. She cares not for her guild members and even less for the common chicks! Is this really who you place your trust in? Who you look up to? Theyre nothing but petty theives!"
"So join us! Fly on over to Angel co. and join the family! Join our efforts to bring justice to those poor souls! Open your eyes and awaken!"