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A yellow and ultramarine chicken with a head pattern

#53406 IKEA Branch Manager

Hatchday 19 August 2025
10 months • ZW Green-grey seed Pink camera
Petted 160 times

(IKEA worker) Promoted to IKEA Branch Manager on 6th September 2025.
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A polaroid with a chicken head ➜ Chickrew File ticket

Status

Green-grey seed Hungry Green nest with an egg Off cooldown
0 EGGXP
Grey thief's mask with two eyeholes. 0 Sneaky Beak
Logs: Ownership • Splicers

Filters

Aura
Bling

Accessories

Necktie (black)
Sneakers (ultramarine)
Glasses (navy)

Colour genes

  • Yellow Base
  • Ultramarine Over
  • Lemon Flair
  • White Peep
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Feature genes

  • Karyotype ZW
  • Body Chook
  • Pattern Head
  • Tail Stub
  • Wattle Basic
  • Comb Bantam
  • Eyespot None
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2 comments

LittleB00
A bark and honey chicken with a head pattern A pink chicken with a double-lace pattern A yellow and ultramarine chicken with a head pattern A white and pink chicken with a half-lace pattern A bark and white chicken with a bar pattern
2 months ago
(Edited 2 months ago) • Reply

Dear valued customer @HardcoreUvula , Thank you for taking the time to share your recent experience at IKEA Home Furnishings, Chkn Ave 6769.

We are sorry to hear about your FOWL experience with our staff. We have thoroughly conducted an investigation and determined that the "staff member" who served you may have been none other than IKEA Imposter Staff, a known grifter and scammer who likes to roam our store premises.

While we have taken various security measures to prevent these unscrupulous individuals from entering our premises (we have not), please understand that due to the sheer size of our store, some may slip through the cracks.

As for your recent return attempt, while we may be unable to process returns without a proof of purchase, please allow us to make it up to you with our one-time coupon code BOKBOK-GEH for 30% off our famous IKEA Meatballs (TNCs apply).

Thank you again for your feedback. We look forward to hearing from you and hopefully welcoming you back soon.

Best regards,
IKEA Branch Manager

IKEA Home Furnishings
Chkn Ave 6769.
+6769-6769676967

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HardcoreUvula
A crimson and black chicken with a speckle pattern
2 months ago • Reply

Hello. I tried to return this KLEPPSTAD and your VERY RUDE staff told me I couldn't return it without a receipt. It was broken when I bought it 4 months ago, and yet you won't let me return it? OUTRAGEOUS!

(jk, I trust you are a very good branch manager , as I always appreciate coming to the store)

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