ChickenPet - Banana Bo Bana

A yellow and bark chicken with a head pattern

#57738 Banana Bo Bana

Hatchday 14 September 2025

Owned by Harvestpuppy ( Special) •

Sprunger Triscuit ×

Glory and Sprig

9 months • ZZ

Petted 4 times

by @Harvestpuppy

No one ever suspects the humble banana, a time-honored classic. It's not practical though. The movies are scripted, the comedies staged - the reason no one suspects it is because it just doesn't work. What to do... You just wanted an easy prank. Something for all your mates to laugh at.

But what if the banana could walk by itself? Calculate the likely pathway and the possibilities of actually hurting your hip.

This works out wonderfully! It's an interesting model indeed - hiring a professional for stunts is the industry norm anyway, isn't it?

It's just a little...strange when you pay them. Nothing on paper, except you think you just did a recording of an NDA agreement. It was a very affordable rate though.

What? The hospital? Okay... Okay.

The phone rings five minutes later with a check-in for how finishing the job is going to be extra.

Really, what do you expect when you hire service workers so cheaply? You should be ashamed of yourself. I guess that's the least of your worries though.