ChickenPet - Goldilocks Hazard

A gold and orange chicken with a neck-band pattern

#59268 Goldilocks Hazard

Hatchday 23 September 2025

Owned by Harvestpuppy ( Favorites) •

Sprunger Triscuit ×

Glory and Sprig

9 months • ZZ

Petted 60 times

Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Goldilocks and her fair hair. A relative of all the little girls who do good for themselves and a win for humanity by nearly losing their lives. Not this little chick, though.

Goldilocks and the Three Talons, Goldilocks and her fair feathers. She is an idol of the barnyard equivalent to the cow, but will not be struck down for her vanity. To the humans, she is perfect. Among the animals, she is a menace, sneaking in and misplacing their belongings so they might have to go a day without. They turn against each other and squabble while she rests on her millet, not asking for anything so they can never be certain. Because a statue doesn't have anything they need. It is simply given, even by those who have nothing.