Hard-Boiled Egg Detective Agency

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Someone snatched your seed? Do you suspect there's been a fox in the hen house? Perhaps you've gotten one too many whiffs of a rotten egg...

It's a cold world out there. The truth is often trapped just behind a thin shell, but it can take some of the sharpest beaks in the biz to crack it. When a crime is beyond the means of the coop cops, when there's a mystery that no one else can peck at the heart of, the hard-working PIs of the Hard-Boiled Egg Detective Agency are here for you. We pledge that any fowl miscreant will end up with yolk on their face or your money back—guaranteed.

Lead Investigator

Det. Gimon Fu

With two weeks of law enforcement under their wing, Detective Gimon made the move into the private sector to pursue the utmost truths, and help the chooks of the yard in a way that truly matters.

Partner Investigators

Detective Aaron

Leading criminal investigator. Can see right through the motivations of any perp. Available under special contract.

Detective Jr.

A promising young investigator. Driven by the mysteries in his own life, he gives his all to help others find what they're missing.

Fourteen

Cybersecurity expert, e-investigator, and numbers whiz. With his talent for cracking the nichest of crimes, you won't find a better chook for the job.

"GimonFan660"

Hard-Boiled's newest junior partner and cyber crimes specialist. Expert e-sleuth.

Peeped

Paranormal investigation lead. Knows just how to peer beyond the veil into mysteries beyond the natural.

Rockin

Need a chook found or a cold case cracked? This bonafide psychic detective sees through the mysteries that even the eye of the law can't.

Soap

The only detective with access to the worlds in between. May be requested specially for cases involving the dearly departed.

Have a case for us?

The Hard-Boiled offices are open from 2AM to 6PM UCT. For hiring inquiries outside of business hours, please leave a message in our inbox. Detectives will accept cases on basis of expertise and ability—rates vary.

Seeking employment?

Hard-Boiled is always seeking other keen-eyed cocks to join the team. Contact our offices for further inquiry.