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UCT
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Fail businessman who has never actually closed a deal because everyone agrees there's something just a little bit off about him. (But no one can agree on what.) Makes dad jokes. Slightly weird and awkward, well-meaning but tries too hard. No one believes him when he says he's married to Vampire
Lost his spots for a few months but eventually found them again
@MouseDemon Hopefully Lothario won't be too unsettled by his Future Chicken Dad... We all know he's easily unsettled....
*feels vaguely unsettled*
Hi, Lothario's Future Chicken Dad.
...This makes no sense to anyone else.
We can only hope...