#41186 Duchess Dungmere

Hatchday 13 June 2025

Owned by Mortician ( Castle) •

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Venus in Furs – The Velvet Underground

Her Royal Highness, Duchess Dungmere

Meet the Duchess She comes from the fancy Royal Coop and is quite a special hen. She's known for her beautiful brown feathers and, well, her rather remarkable droppings. Her family, the "Brown Guano" line, was famous for how much interesting poop they produced. 💩

The Duchess makes daily "Announcements from the Poo Throne," which her loyal fans (mostly worms and some puzzled squirrels) look forward to. These aren't just regular droppings; they're like thoughtful notes about the yard, the quality of her food, and her deep thoughts on things like a good dust bath.

Likes: Top quality organic food, sunny spots in the coop, making a big entrance, and the satisfying sound of a well made "announcement."
Dislikes: Low quality birdseed, sudden loud noises, and anyone who questions her rule over the compost pile.