Thread: Obligatory Herbert Promo Thread

Helloooo... I'm trying to get Herbert to as many likes as possible as chickenly possible. This is to feed his ego, I fear. So this is a post to promote him and try and get more likes.

Please give him a heart. he appreciates it greatly. If you already have him liked then.. um. post your own emo chickens below so i can admire them.

#469 Herbert

SapphireRose

4 months • ZZ

Fun Herbert Facts:

• He's the lead singer in the hit emo band Fall Out Bawk.
• THE mopper. Feeling moppy.
• He is very emo, very mysterious and cool, and super duper misunderstood. it's not a phase and his life is sooo hard :(( super duper miserable and sad. he's so emo.
• His shoes are falling apart at the soles but he INSISTS they're fine. Its intentional, to represent how his life is falling apart, DUH
• He has a lovely cottagecore wife named rosemary and he loves her sooo much. soooo much he loves his wife
• He's quite good at singing, but he intentionally does the tone deaf needs autotune singing because he thinks its more emo.
• His favourite colour (other than the obvious purple and black) is magenta but he doesn't think that it's emo enough so he pretends to be indifferent to it. He also likes red because wife :)
• Detective Gimon's friend. Everyone wish Gimon good luck with dealing with him LOL.

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