CHEATING SCANDAL? Lead Singer of Fall Out Bawk has Affair with The Pigeon?

The famed Detective Gimonfu finally cornered notorious seed thief The Pigeon on Northwest Range today, and among the crowd of enraptured onlookers was lead singer Herbert of Fall Out Bawk. Onlookers report seeing the star teleport multiple times until he ended up right next to the scene, where he was spotted talking with Gimonfu. (Fans suspect that the detective may be making a feature on the suspected upcoming new Fall Out Bawk album..) Shockingly, The Pigeon revealed itself to be a fan of the artists music. Herbert then began to scream out lyrics, much to the dismay of Gimon and the dispersing crowd. The Pigeon took this chance to escape, however was quickly caught once again by Gimon. Witnesses described the aftermath of this being Herbert sobbing in dismay that nobody enjoyed his serenading, being reported to cry out: "cluck.. cluck cluck!! caw!! cluck bawk!" to nobody in particular.

Many are speculating that there is some sort of romantic tension between The Pigeon and Herbert, though whether it's a budding romance or a brief spark of attraction is unclear. Some go as far as to claim there is a long term affiar involved, citing The Pigeons clear admiration of Fall Out Bawk, and Herberts despair after The Pigeon was caught the second time around (perhaps he was devasted his secret lover was being arrested.) as evidence. Many fans are scandalized by the whole situation, as Herbert is known to be married with kids, and has claimed many times to be hopelessly devoted to his lover. The difference between his actions and his words has caused betrayal and bitterness throughout the community. Herbert's Wife, Rosemary refused to comment on the situation when asked, chasing our reporter off with a spatula and kitchen knife while telling them to stop spreading purposeful misnformation online.