"Graphic design is my burden" - Official Walmart Barney Pants Artist (FH message)
Barney Pants was up all night trying to do their graphic design job so now they're so sleepy and out of it that they accidentally put on 4 different hats before going out. :( And they're just wearing a fluffy bathrobe because it's comfy. (They accidentally stole it from a hotel. They were there on a business trip because they're in a very professional graphic design field and they forgot they were wearing the robe because they stayed up all night doing graphic design job stuff. But apparently no one saw them walking out with it, so... it's theirs now. :) )
(Also, they suspect they're being haunted by a plant they accidentally let die because they kept forgetting about it due to tiredness from staying up all night doing graphic design. They're always surrounded by weird wisps with these dead leaves/petals floating around on the flames' updrafts. But that's neither here nor there.)
(wonderful lore and outfit courtesy of
@ghostable <3 )