What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? Chicken tenders!!
What a peck-tacular raffle with an eggcelent prize!
(Two terrible puns for the price of one)
You could name a Chuffed chicken... Mark Chuffalo
What's a chicken's favourite alcohol? Hen-nessy's Cock-nac
why did they make the chicken the court jester? because he was a real yolk-ster!
i simply cannot egg-splain how much i love eggcellent puns, my egg-strordinary talent doesnt scramble with these
What's a hen's favorite movie genre? A Chick Flick
What do evil chickens lay? Devilled eggs (Boooo)
ive been trying to think of a cute pun for a while. none of them are eggcellent enough
whyd the chicken join the band? because it had drumsticks help IDK IF THIS IS A PUN or somehin
What did the chicken technician say when he checked the overheating computer? "Sorry, looks like it's fried!"
(Fried egg pun or fried chicken pun? You be the judge!)
why did the chick cross the road? because the other chicks egged him on and he didn't want to walk on eggshells around them
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Winner draw time in UCT: 9:27
What do chickens order at a Chinese restaurant? An eggroll.
What do chickens call their kids? Their chic(kin) I didn't have a good joke
Tried to think of a joke but Iβm not enough of a comedi-hen