A speech bubble enclosing an ellipsis Thread: [Raffle] 10 Chickets - Closed

Posted by Fossileater
3 weeks ago (edited 3 weeks ago )

[Raffle] 10 Chickets - Closed

This raffle is now closed! emoji

Hello and Happy New Years everyone! surprise emoji

I've collected quite a few chickets for the Pullet Pool and so I've decided to raffle off 10 chickets for free! All 10 chickets will go to one lucky winner. aa emoji

To enter simply reply with your favorite chicken joke or your favorite chicken pun that could be used as a funny chicken name. Every person who replies will get 1 entry into the raffle. Commenting more than once does not earn more entries. I will use random.org to pick a number out of the total entries to select the winner.

The raffle will end Tuesday evening in my time (I believe that's Wednesday UCT think emoji). I'll give a heads up 1 hour before the raffle closes.

! emoji1 hour left! emoji

Winner draw time in UCT: 9:27

The winner is @Weavile tada emoji

Replies

Daisy512 3 weeks ago Reply

What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? Chicken tenders!!

What a peck-tacular raffle with an eggcelent prize!

(Two terrible puns for the price of one)

Waltz 3 weeks ago Reply

You could name a Chuffed chicken... Mark Chuffalo think emoji

What's a chicken's favourite alcohol? Hen-nessy's Cock-nac smile emoji

Weavile 3 weeks ago Reply

why did they make the chicken the court jester? because he was a real yolk-ster!

i simply cannot egg-splain how much i love eggcellent puns, my egg-strordinary talent doesnt scramble with these

What's a hen's favorite movie genre? A Chick Flick smile emoji

venula 3 weeks ago Reply

What do evil chickens lay? Devilled eggs (Boooo)

ive been trying to think of a cute pun for a while. none of them are eggcellent enough

saol 3 weeks ago Reply

whyd the chicken join the band? because it had drumsticks cry emojicry emoji help IDK IF THIS IS A PUN or somehin

Aurkan 3 weeks ago Reply

What did the chicken technician say when he checked the overheating computer? "Sorry, looks like it's fried!"

(Fried egg pun or fried chicken pun? You be the judge!)

carissacheow 3 weeks ago Reply

why did the chick cross the road? because the other chicks egged him on and he didn't want to walk on eggshells around them

! emoji1 hour left! emoji

Winner draw time in UCT: 9:27

What do chickens order at a Chinese restaurant? An eggroll.

What do chickens call their kids? Their chic(kin) pensive emoji I didn't have a good joke

Tried to think of a joke but I’m not enough of a comedi-hen