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This mysterious outsider has appeared within the village of Tazmily 
He has yet to do anything malicious, other than take out an odd glowing object to "take selfies"
Thread: The ChickenPet Times
The ChickenPet Times
Hi hi!! :D
I'm now running The ChickenPet Times. It's mostly just drama and news from my own coop so far, which is why I'm making this post 
Does your coop have drama that should see the light of day? Recent events or just nice things you'd like to see featured? Comment below or send me a PM and I'll get the reporters on it ASAP! Alternatively, if you or one of your chickens has recently seen or done something, you or the chicken can be credited as the reporter instead.
Note 1: The ChickenPet Times is updated whenever I have time, which might not be everyday :( the smaller stories should get daily updates as long as I'm available tho! 
Note 2: Your chicken doesn't need to become a permanent reporter to have just one snippet featured, that's just an option if you'd like. Also, if your chicken becomes a permanent reporter, you don't actually need to send anything, we're all just having fun
Reporters
(so far)
Desert Rose
Ever since she was a little hatchling, her dream was always to one day grow up to be a famous journalist.
Razei
As the guardian of the breeding pair list, he picks up on every single piece of coop drama as it happens.
留守番電話
(a.k.a The Hotshot Reporter)
(a.k.a The Hotshot Reporter)
A former emergency operator, she always has the inside scoop on the most salacious fowl foul deeds in the chicken world.
Replies
He has yet to do anything malicious, other than take out an odd glowing object to "take selfies"
@CheepCheep777 LOVE THIS!! extremely important as well... 
Would you (as in your username) like to be credited for this report or would you prefer if I credited one of your chickens? >:D
I don't have any chickens that fit the reporter role yet so just credit me
@CheepCheep777 yay perfect!! This is going in tomorrow's issue >:D
Bananaphone actually just four chicks in a suit? Sources are saying it's true, skeptics are saying there's just no way. Six Feet Under reports he personally saw the chicks on a bug break, but Raven calls question into the validity of that claim, saying that Six Feet Under often mistakes bundles of bananas for Bananaphone
this is such a nice idea, i love it (also i hope my news was alright, i love gossip rags)
@LvEx PLS I LOVE THIS SO MUCH !! definitely going in tomorrow's issue (or today's depending on your timezone. I'm going by chickenpet timezone rip 🥲)
also aaaaAAAAAAAA TY I'M GLAD YOU LIKE THE IDEA!! 
In today's news:
A gang of good Samaritans took up arms today to rescue a full roost of chickens whose home was teetering on the brink of a portal to hell. However, in the fray, one single rooster, Dante, was neglected, and nearly plummeted forever into the abyss. At the last moment he found salvation, but was returned forever changed...
@Waltz WOAH THIS IS SO COOL?!?! TYSM FOR THIS !! sorry for the late reply I was asleep, will go on today's issue too!! :D coming out on rollover
New issue is out!! all have been featured >:D
(pop culture column)
Fall Out Bawk, the current biggest emo chicken band, just hinted at dropping a brand new album soon! OMG 😍
Fans of the group are going wild after the Lead Singer Herbert posted a cryptic Cluckstagram story of his studio captioned "cluck.. cluck.. cluckkk... 🖤⛓️" Many are speculating this is a hint towards a new album dropping soon..
(Conspiracy Column)
Famed Chickenpet user building an army for nefarious purposes?
In other news, one of the Worlds Worst Teashop owners dropped some SHOCKING gossip! Fluoride toothpaste claims that her partner recently sold a teacup to a celebrity known only as 'Misspelled Fox..' She alleges that Fox is creating a chicken army, and believes that the teacup has become a part of it.
(Gossip Column)
Resident Ghost, comes to partner's defense when accusations rise of lying and deceit.
Known ghost Persephone recently came out in support of one of her romantic partners, Vladimir the Vampire King after rumors started to spread about him not being a real vampire. She stated to a reporter: "Coo!!! Coo coo, cluck bawk! coo.. coo coo... cluck.."
Vladimir and Persephone's other partner refused to comment on the situation and cast a "forever 2.1" spell that turned our interviewer back into a chick.
@SapphireRose I LOVE THESE SO MUCH?!??! TYSM THESE ARE AMAZING!!
I especially love Fall Out Bawk but I'm biased
- Would you like to be credited (your username) or would you like to credit one of your chickens? either one is okay!!
- Want me to include these in today's issue or tomorrow's? :D either one is okay here as well! :D
- If i include them today, some people might not see them because they already checked today's (they'd still appear tomorrow, just further down the list)
- If i include them tomorrow, more people might see it and they'd be at the top of the list, but it'll take longer :(
HSJSA
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you can credit me for now.. maybe a reporter chicken will show up in my coop at some point.. but for now it me Sapphire 😁😁😁😁
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You can include them tomorrow, or if you wanna wait to spread them out through various days I don't mind LOL
@SapphireRose YAYAYAY!!! so excited i love these. i have no self control they might all be posted tomorrow BUT if i find a shred of self control and you see one of them missing, it's because it'll be going in the next one 
I can't state enough how much I love the chickenpet times Glad to have reported a silly thing and will continue to update if any wacky scenarios pop up in the cheep coop 