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In response to ChickenPet's growing resident population, Finnair Hangar has collaborated with landowner @circlejourney to open ChickenPet Intercoop Airport (IATA code: CKP). The airport prides itself on its exclusively biofuel-powered fleet with zero emissions as part of its commitment to sustainability. Services will commence once the logistics and amenities of the airport are ready.

For the first time ever, we see 100 people online at the same time as new users join famed pet site Chicken Dot Pet (TM)!!

Less than 15 minutes left until the new slots open and ChickenPet users are excited! So many more new chickens to spy and report on meet! Here at ChickenPet Times we're counting down the seconds... For totally not paparazzi related purposes of course!

Cadet Olive failed to rescue a drowning chick at Northeast Town today. Fortunately, the chick survived and has now learned how to swim. We hope this experience wasn't too scarring for any of the involved parties.

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User @CheepCheep777 introduces custom award badges for your chicken! The post even comes with an easily customizable awards case so you can proudly display your achievements.

One of our coop members, Hematite, couldn't wait until he earned more awards and simply ran to apply them as soon as he could. Although not particularly accomplished, he now proudly displays to everyone just how popular he is, thanks to user @CheepCheep777's amazing template.

This SCUMBAG took all my money, then wasted it on expensive notebooks and bad clothes. I even bought glasses for him and depleted all of my eggs. :( Very sad.

ChickenPet community excited as new user slots are predicted to open soon. Our experts suggest the farmhouse might reach even below 80 chickens listed for sale as new users rush to grow their coops. Old man claims the farmhouse used to keep only about 1 or 2 chickens at a time back when he was young, and one of them even sold for 10000 eggs.

Washed out chicken with mildly interesting ID Avocado still upset he was not featured in the "Chickens of the day" section of our archive. Despite our editors' explanations about wanting to keep a consistent linear timeline, he seemed to want to be featured anyways still.

Editors asleep? It's been almost a full hour and no new main issue had yet been published. Rumors seem to suggest Razei stayed up until 3am watching critically acclaimed show Star Peck: Clucker Decks.

Pullet Pool too full? Users report new chickens spawns have become rarer and rarer. ChickenPet community fears it'll continue to grow fuller, but the experts believe a new wave of users coming later today could be the solution.

Cyberchicken, previously exposed for a suspicious out of wedlock nest with Dust to Dust, appears to in good terms with long term partner Old Man once again.

What is The Pigeon up to? It was spotted in Northwest Pass broadcasting a cryptic message:

Does Herbert secretly want to be a worm? The lead singer of Fall Out Bawk was spotted in Northwest Pass asking Detective Gimon if they'd still love him even if he was a worm.

Do neck speckle chickens have speckles on their butt? New studies suggest so! A shocking discovery has left the ChickenPet community in awe of this hidden detail.

Lapis Lazuli announces they're expecting two beautiful eggs! Claims to be attempting to bring Sentinel Prime into the coop with the help of Sea Sandwich Jr. Their neighbor, Onyx., worries about the entire coop being destroyed if their attempts are successful.

Old man yells at cloud, claims it's been far too windy recently and all of Autumn leaves' feathers are flying away, leaving the chicken completely bald.

New user slots will be opening soon! Is ChickenPet prepared? Will the Pullet Pool see numbers below 50 again? The orange requests a security team as it fears for its life, worried the new chickens will confuse it for an actual orange and eat it. The expert on the matter assures us that chickens don't tend to like oranges.

Soap has had a mishap in murky waters after ignoring many no chickpassing signs. The detective was spotted leaving the lake, sporting a new slight transparency. An exclusive interview afterwards from the rooster says he feels "a little bit parched, but otherwise alright." He neglected to comment on the horns now protruding from his head.

Known ghost Persephone recently came out in support of one of her romantic partners, Vladimir the Vampire King, after rumors started to spread about him not being a real vampire. She stated to a reporter: "Coo!!! Coo coo, cluck bawk! coo.. coo coo... cluck..." Vladimir and Persephone's other partner refused to comment on the situation and cast a "forever 2.1" spell that turned our interviewer back into a chick.

Famed Chickenpet user building an army for nefarious purposes? In other news, one of the Worlds Worst Teashop owners dropped some SHOCKING gossip! Fluoride toothpaste claims that her partner recently sold a teacup to a celebrity known only as 'Misspelled Fox..' She alleges that Fox is creating a chicken army, and believes that the teacup has become a part of it.

Fall Out Bawk, the current biggest emo chicken band, just hinted at dropping a brand new album soon! OMG 😍

Fans of the group are going wild after the Lead Singer Herbert posted a cryptic Cluckstagram story of his studio captioned "cluck.. cluck.. cluckkk... 🖤⛓️" Many are speculating this is a hint towards a new album dropping soon..