Less than 15 minutes left until the new slots open and ChickenPet users are excited! So many more new chickens to spy and report on meet! Here at ChickenPet Times we're counting down the seconds... For totally not paparazzi related purposes of course!

Cadet Olive failed to rescue a drowning chick at Northeast Town today. Fortunately, the chick survived and has now learned how to swim. We hope this experience wasn't too scarring for any of the involved parties.

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User @CheepCheep777 introduces custom award badges for your chicken! The post even comes with an easily customizable awards case so you can proudly display your achievements.

One of our coop members, Hematite, couldn't wait until he earned more awards and simply ran to apply them as soon as he could. Although not particularly accomplished, he now proudly displays to everyone just how popular he is, thanks to user @CheepCheep777's amazing template.

This SCUMBAG took all my money, then wasted it on expensive notebooks and bad clothes. I even bought glasses for him and depleted all of my eggs. :( Very sad.

ChickenPet community excited as new user slots are predicted to open soon. Our experts suggest the farmhouse might reach even below 80 chickens listed for sale as new users rush to grow their coops. Old man claims the farmhouse used to keep only about 1 or 2 chickens at a time back when he was young, and one of them even sold for 10000 eggs.

Washed out chicken with mildly interesting ID Avocado still upset he was not featured in the "Chickens of the day" section of our archive. Despite our editors' explanations about wanting to keep a consistent linear timeline, he seemed to want to be featured anyways still.

Editors asleep? It's been almost a full hour and no new main issue had yet been published. Rumors seem to suggest Razei stayed up until 3am watching critically acclaimed show Star Peck: Clucker Decks.

Pullet Pool too full? Users report new chickens spawns have become rarer and rarer. ChickenPet community fears it'll continue to grow fuller, but the experts believe a new wave of users coming later today could be the solution.

Cyberchicken, previously exposed for a suspicious out of wedlock nest with Dust to Dust, appears to in good terms with long term partner Old Man once again.

What is The Pigeon up to? It was spotted in Northwest Pass broadcasting a cryptic message:

Does Herbert secretly want to be a worm? The lead singer of Fall Out Bawk was spotted in Northwest Pass asking Detective Gimon if they'd still love him even if he was a worm.

Do neck speckle chickens have speckles on their butt? New studies suggest so! A shocking discovery has left the ChickenPet community in awe of this hidden detail.

Lapis Lazuli announces they're expecting two beautiful eggs! Claims to be attempting to bring Sentinel Prime into the coop with the help of Sea Sandwich Jr. Their neighbor, Onyx., worries about the entire coop being destroyed if their attempts are successful.

Old man yells at cloud, claims it's been far too windy recently and all of Autumn leaves' feathers are flying away, leaving the chicken completely bald.

New user slots will be opening soon! Is ChickenPet prepared? Will the Pullet Pool see numbers below 50 again? The orange requests a security team as it fears for its life, worried the new chickens will confuse it for an actual orange and eat it. The expert on the matter assures us that chickens don't tend to like oranges.

Soap has had a mishap in murky waters after ignoring many no chickpassing signs. The detective was spotted leaving the lake, sporting a new slight transparency. An exclusive interview afterwards from the rooster says he feels "a little bit parched, but otherwise alright." He neglected to comment on the horns now protruding from his head.

Got a case that needs cracking? The Hard-Boiled Egg Detective Agency has opened its doors, and our top investigators are available for hire. Also seeking new sleuths to join the team.

Known ghost Persephone recently came out in support of one of her romantic partners, Vladimir the Vampire King, after rumors started to spread about him not being a real vampire. She stated to a reporter: "Coo!!! Coo coo, cluck bawk! coo.. coo coo... cluck..." Vladimir and Persephone's other partner refused to comment on the situation and cast a "forever 2.1" spell that turned our interviewer back into a chick.

Famed Chickenpet user building an army for nefarious purposes? In other news, one of the Worlds Worst Teashop owners dropped some SHOCKING gossip! Fluoride toothpaste claims that her partner recently sold a teacup to a celebrity known only as 'Misspelled Fox..' She alleges that Fox is creating a chicken army, and believes that the teacup has become a part of it.

Fall Out Bawk, the current biggest emo chicken band, just hinted at dropping a brand new album soon! OMG 😍

Fans of the group are going wild after the Lead Singer Herbert posted a cryptic Cluckstagram story of his studio captioned "cluck.. cluck.. cluckkk... 🖤⛓️" Many are speculating this is a hint towards a new album dropping soon..

Teleporting powers?! Rumors arise after reporter Desert Rose is seen teleporting around the map. She has denied comment at this moment.

Sunburnt chick joins the ranks of the suspicious brown chickens gathering in @werfenspeer's coop.

Cherry Soda and Hanged Man Rusts under fire after their latest chick turns up sunburnt. The two decline this claim, yet a chick named Sunburnt hits the market anyways

Despite multiple complaints, Alabaster refuses to take off his stolen gray cape. Rumors suggesting it wasn't originally bought for him but rather stolen from a different chicken and then shamelessly worn by him seem to be correct.

A gang of good Samaritans took up arms today to rescue a full roost of chickens whose home was teetering on the brink of a portal to hell. However, in the fray, one rooster, Dante, was neglected and nearly plummeted into the abyss. At the last moment he found salvation but returned forever changed...

Bananaphone actually just four chicks in a suit? Sources say it's true, skeptics say there's no way. Six Feet Under claims he saw the chicks on a bug break, but Raven questions the claim, saying Six Feet Under often mistakes bananas for Bananaphone.

A mysterious outsider has appeared within the village of Tazmily. He has yet to do anything malicious, other than take out an odd glowing object to "take selfies."

A gang of good Samaritans took up arms today to rescue a full roost of chickens whose home was teetering on the brink of a portal to hell. However, in the fray, one rooster, Dante, was neglected and nearly plummeted into the abyss. At the last moment he found salvation but returned forever changed...

Bananaphone actually just four chicks in a suit? Sources say it's true, skeptics say there's no way. Six Feet Under claims he saw the chicks on a bug break, but Raven questions the claim, saying Six Feet Under often mistakes bananas for Bananaphone.

A mysterious outsider has appeared within the village of Tazmily. He has yet to do anything malicious, other than take out an odd glowing object to "take selfies."

Plane sightings over ChickenPet have been attributed to Finnair Hangar.

Reports indicate that ChickenPet user @MisspelledFox said he’d be going to sleep but stayed up 4 hours more. The user denies the rumors, but evidence is piling up.

The turd factory and The Mycelial Network resume operations as usual. Next egg is predicted for November 10 and 11, respectively.

Chicken Leviathan accidentally purchases Coop Expansion while trying to practice a new magic spell. 1600 eggs less later, he still denies responsibility.

Critics question THE Orange's odd youthfulness as it turns 5 days old, yet still appears to be a chick. Magma is reportedly furious.

Duck Tape Hatchery begins operations. Owner @LvEx claims to not be that good at coding, yet the thread looks perfectly organized, cute, and readable. Desert Rose investigates.

留守番電話 a.k.a The Hotshot Reporter joins the team at The ChickenPet Times. Coworkers celebrate and organize a welcome party as they excitedly express their enthusiasm to work together from now on.

User @blushpyre launches Project Friendpocalypse in hopes of befriending new users, the ChickenPet community receives this project with enthusiasm, some more users joining as well.

Chickenpet community overjoyed as new users join today, excitedly waiting for even more slots to open soon.

A collective of so-called "turd" brown chickens has been seen assembling in @werfenspeer's yard. Detective Jr suspects an uprising, but it's just a hunch for now.

Local non-chicken menace is still on the run at the northwest bridge! Our chicken detectives are hard at work to capture this wrongdoer.

Critics claim Devastator chooses to appear as a chick despite being a full-grown chicken due to insecurities regarding his flair color and comb shape. Coop owner @MisspelledFox refused to comment on the situation.

Cyber chicken is accused of cheating on long-term partner Old man after being spotted tending to a nest with Dust to Dust. Old man assures the media that the nature of this scandalous nest is purely transactional.

The Monochrome Hatchery celebrates its first official hatches today, welcoming #5783, #5784, and #5785 into the world. The three hatchlings were lovingly adopted by their new owners and have all excitedly moved to their new homes.

Rumors arise regarding Bebe's real age. Family claims the subject is actually 23 years old.

News feed receives Cheep's famed seal of approval, making history.

The orange's popularity skyrockets as Magma attempts to compete by exclusively wearing orange accessories when in public.

Jalid spotted walking down the street carrying Hot Sauce's stolen bowtie and cackling to himself.

Menace spotted eating mint choco ice cream and listening to Chapell Roan.

Wet floor sign confused for actual wet floor sign after losing his glasses.

Offbrand Zucchini reassures lawyers he is in no way related to famous Chicken Dot Pet (TM) star Zucchini.

After spending 5 full days in the Pullet Pool, Eggplant, now known as "Eggy" was rescued thanks to Chicken Dot Pet (TM) user @Yuchino who was kind enough to sponsor Eggy's rescue.

Hatsune Freakus receives sponsorship for a new tie and sparkles by user @kyancoqie, thanks her fans and everyone who believed in her.

A giant mecha identified as Grapevine appears to have invaded the farmhouse. The subject sat down and played gently with the chickens until it was adopted by kind benefactor @brainfriends.

Menace denies rumors of plastic surgery after suddenly waking up one day with cheek eyespots, a mop comb, and a different over color.

Scene queen thanks all of their fans for their support after finally starting eggstrogen. Their partner, Boulangerie, says it's all thanks to trans-positive land owner @circlejourney.

Famous model Tornasol joins the coop and immediately steals everyone's hearts as expected. Currently, they deny the rumors of hoarding all the purple over genes for themselves after speculation surfaces about their younger siblings' over colors.